
(Source: hopefortryingtimes, via dont-be-obvious)

It’s when everybody was together. That’s the most memorable and creepy and funny. They were hesitant as humans, but then they were dressed up like silly people. It was great to laugh at each other. That will always stick in my mind.
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
(via starkandbark)
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parallels part deux
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So you know how Loki changes his clothes by ~shimmering~ in the Avengers
What if he’s not actually wearing anything
What if his clothes are just an illusion
(via dont-be-obvious)
That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting
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